Super 3D Noah’s Ark
Super 3D Noah’s Ark (also known as Super Noah’s Ark 3D) is a 1994 non-violent Christian first-person shooter developed and published by Wisdom Tree. It launched for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES) in North America in 1994 as the only unlicensed SNES game ever commercially released in the US. A MS-DOS version followed in 1995. In 2015, Piko Interactive re-released the game digitally on Steam (and later GOG and itch.io) as a faithful port of the DOS version, complete with modern compatibility fixes. The game uses a modified Wolfenstein 3D engine and is often remembered as a quirky, family-friendly take on the classic FPS formula.
Core Story
You play as Noah, the biblical patriarch, aboard the Ark during the Great Flood. The animals have broken out of their pens, multiplied wildly, and turned aggressive. Your mission is to calm them down by shooting sleep-inducing food from a slingshot (instead of bullets) while navigating the maze-like interior of the Ark, collecting keys, and finding the exit on each level. The story is light and tongue-in-cheek, loosely based on the Genesis flood narrative, with a clear Christian message of peace, patience, and stewardship. There are no demons or Nazis—just rowdy animals that need a good feeding.
Gameplay and Features
Super 3D Noah’s Ark is a direct spiritual successor to Wolfenstein 3D but with a completely non-violent twist:
- Slingshot Shooting: Replace guns with a slingshot that fires fruits and vegetables to put animals to sleep (they wake up after a while, adding urgency).
- Maze Exploration: Navigate colorful, maze-like levels inside the Ark, hunting for keys, secret passages, and hidden areas while managing limited “ammo” (food).
- Animal Variety: Face dozens of different creatures (lions, elephants, snakes, etc.) that behave uniquely—some charge, some spit, some fly.
- Power-Ups & Secrets: Collect health-restoring items, extra food, and bonus stages. Two hidden levels add replay value.
- Atmosphere: Bright, cartoonish visuals with cheerful music that contrast the chaotic animal mayhem, giving it a lighthearted, educational vibe.
The campaign consists of roughly 30 levels (plus secrets) and lasts 3–6 hours. It is strictly single-player with no multiplayer or co-op. The game is praised for its clever non-violent design and surprisingly solid Wolfenstein-style gameplay, though some note repetitive level layouts and the novelty wearing off quickly.
PC Version (MS-DOS 1995 / Digital Re-release 2015)
The PC version (Steam app ID 371180) is the most accessible and recommended way to play today. It is the DOS port with modern wrapper support for Windows, Mac, and Linux. It runs smoothly on any current hardware (very low requirements: Pentium 4 or equivalent, 256 MB RAM) and includes achievements, cloud saves, and adjustable resolution/FOV options via community patches. The game is frequently on sale for under $10 and has Very Positive reviews (92% from 500+ users). This is the definitive edition for modern players.
Console Versions
- SNES (1994): The original unlicensed cartridge release (rare and collectible today). It runs natively on original hardware or via emulation on modern devices.
- No official ports or remasters exist for PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo Switch, or Switch 2 as of 2026.
Quick Note
Super 3D Noah’s Ark is a charming oddity—a genuine Wolfenstein 3D engine game turned into a wholesome Christian adventure where you literally feed angry animals to sleep. It stands as one of the most unique (and meme-worthy) titles of the 16-bit era. Whether you’re a retro FPS fan, a curiosity seeker, or just want to experience “Noah with a slingshot,” the Steam version makes it an easy, affordable pickup.
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